Fuck Kid Rock...fuck Hollywood marketing and all of the cookie cutter, by-the-numbers, bland, boring, predictable, lowest common denominator shit that is a part of everyday life in America, and slowly saps the life & soul out of me and everyone else on the planet.
I log onto mySpace this morning, and what do I see? An add for the new Johnny Cash bio, I Walk the Line. And what's the tagline? From the great cultural maven, Kid Rock, we get "To me, when I see Johnny Cash, I see red, white and black."
When you SEE Johnny Cash? What the hell does that mean you inarticulate prick? What the hell does that have to do with Johnny Cash? What the hell does Kid Rock have to do with anything? It's embarrassing! This is the sort of crap that makes me NOT want to see a movie...I had hopes for this flick, but this is just the worst...I think I'm going to be ill...This guy walks out onstage with an American flag wrapped around his shoulders, and someone thinks he has something to say? He's got nothing to say to me...Can you say "irrelevant"?
YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP...GO THE HELL AWAY AND LEAVE JOHNNY CASH OUT OF IT.
And damn anyone who thought it was a good idea.
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